Headline – “NASA Almost Blows Up Moon”

As many readers will know tonight marked the occasion of a “Super Moon”. These rare events mark when the moon is much closer to earth than normally and appears much larger in the night sky. Apparently, no one at NASA was aware of this occurance. “Well, we honestly thought the moon was finally moving in for an attack on earth,” said NASA Senior Director Mark Spitz. “We at NASA have been monitoring the moon for signs of hostility years now. Thankfully, the Supervisor at Arms this night was not as trigger happy as others might of been else we could of been at total war with the moon at this moment.”

In other news President Obama has promised to change the standing order NASA has against the moon to a more diplomatic first response.